Keck USC New Employee Experience

Hi y’all! Fellow Nerdscum! I just started my new job this week at Keck USC. It feels great to be back at work, although I sense a bit of jealousy from my co-workers. There are only two others: Ruben and Breezy. So far, so good. As a Chosen One, I tend to pick up on bad vibes from others at work, like they don’t truly like me but are just pretending because we’re colleagues. If they saw me at Starbucks, for instance, they wouldn’t even acknowledge me—like I’m a weirdo. Anyway, work has been fine, although my co-workers have mentioned that it gets hectic and stressful. However, I believe they say that to discourage me from coming back, possibly because they sense my capabilities and qualifications in the way I carry myself and speak. I’ve experienced this at other jobs, where I initially believed the negativity and chose not to return. I’ve learned to disregard that type of talk; the job has been quite easy. In fact, all I do is room patients. That’s it—I don’t need to do much else besides that. Comparing it to how my co-workers describe the job, it’s been child's play. I suspect they want me to quit before I outshine them. I’m only there temporarily while one of the co-workers, Destiny, is on leave because she’s having a baby. I know they can see that I am much better than Destiny, but you have to understand that this is no longer a man’s world; it’s a woman’s world now, particularly for plus-sized women and gay men. Strong, athletic men often get fired or written up and then let go. The only types of men hired now are weak beta males who struggle with basic skills. Those are the ones who become supervisors and team leads, while alpha males like me, who are nice and not arrogant, can still find themselves out of a job. I just naturally excel by being myself, just being a man. I fear I won’t be hired permanently after the 12-week contract ends. I still hold the belief that strong men are looked down upon in the workforce today. I think this contributes to why the credit rating of the United States dropped a few years ago and may continue to decline, but I digress. I also sense hostility from the people at Starbucks—it's the same vibe I get at work. It feels like everyone there would prefer to see me homeless and on drugs and a wino, and would laugh at my downfall, albeit quietly. Men like me aren’t seen as husband material either because strong men naturally take on leadership roles. I’m not trying to lead; it just comes naturally to me, God is a man after all, and it frustrates both the gay men and plus-sized women at my job, as well as the men competing with me at Starbucks. It took me about 10 or 15 years to realize that life is a game and that everyone is competing. But for what? What do you win? Nothing! Just an Ego Boost! I hate people!!! MAHALO!!

Personal Reflection and Job Anxiety

Hi y'all!!! Fellow Nerds!!! I had a fairly good week. I keep thinking about how everybody seems to ignore me everywhere I go. The Starbucks I go to has been my regular spot for almost 12 years, and I really don’t know anyone there. The only person I used to talk to has left, and the only other person who acknowledges me is a disabled guy who says hi to everybody. It feels like everyone intentionally ignores me. I’m also thinking about my new job that starts this Monday. I’m feeling kind of apprehensive and nervous about it, but not as much as I used to. In the past, I would get really anxious about starting jobs because my family constantly put me down and destroyed my confidence. Every time I got a job, I feared I would ruin everything. However, I've managed to rebuild the confidence that my jealous family members tried to steal. They were envious of me all along. When I lived with my family, I didn’t realize how talented I was because nobody ever told me. Instead, they kept saying how stupid I was and never acknowledged my strengths. At 26, I moved out with my girlfriend, and it was only then that I began to see my capabilities, thanks to her unbiased perspective. I owe a lot to her for helping me regain my confidence. I can't shake the feeling that my family has some dark secrets. My mother is a geneticist making a lot of money, yet she seems like the most clueless doctor I know. My brother, who apparently got all D’s in school and wasn’t really interested in education, is now a machinist supervisor making six figures, has a wife, a house, and a kid. It makes me wonder what they had to do to achieve their material wealth. I don’t believe it was worth it, considering they still seem to envy me. Here I am, living in a two-bit apartment on the East Side and driving a cheap Toyota Corolla. My mother has all the riches in the world and a late husband who never abandoned her, yet she envies me. My brother has plenty of friends to support him, a BMW, and a son, but I still get the impression that he envies me too. I remember years ago when my brother tried to pull me into his alcoholism after my ex-girlfriend broke up with me. I resisted, which may have only fueled his jealousy. I often reflect on how strange my breakup was. My ex-girlfriend told me I never did anything wrong, so why did she break up with me? It makes me wonder if there’s some sort of conspiracy or nefarious plot involving my family that is out to ruin my life. It sometimes feels like my struggles are more challenging than 99 percent of other people’s lives. Could it be that I am the Chosen One? The jury is still out on that one… Till Next time… TURST NO ONE!!! MAHALO!

Starbucks Encounter: Budget Criticism

HIYA NERDSS, WEIDO-WACKOS! I wanted to share something that happened yesterday at Starbucks. There was this kid, probably in his twenties, who started talking smack about me. He claimed that every time I go to Starbucks, I only buy something costing less than two dollars. He even mentioned knowing a gay YouTuber who's really budget-conscious. I responded, "Oh wow, that's great." But judging by his tone, what he was really trying to say was that since I have money, I should be spending more. While he's right to a certain extent, but what these lazy, unattractive men—and in this case, a gay man—need to understand is that when you're handsome and athletic and perceived as a sexual threat, people aren't eager to help you out. Yes, I have savings, and I could easily spend more at Starbucks, but if an emergency arises—like if a jealous guy from the gym who dislikes me decides to slash my tires because he's envious—who will pay for new tires? Will this unattractive, overweight gay man with all his friends, because nobody sees him as a sexual threat, step in to help? Absolutely not. My dad would never buy me anything, and my mother, who is focused on beauty, sees me as competition since I'm a good-looking guy; she wouldn't help me either. So even though I do have money, I find myself unable to spend it freely! I have to get creative with how I enjoy myself, which usually means going to Starbucks, playing video games, and maybe buying something inexpensive like a piece of cheese. I spend about $50 a month on this. If I were to splurge on more expensive food, like a $30 pizza every time I went there, then I’d be risking my savings if I needed money for something important later. Who would bail me out then? None of those guys competing with me would help; they’d probably relish in my misfortune. Most people don’t understand the challenges that come with being good-looking and athletic beyond high school. Their idea of social and financial success comes from their high school experiences, but what they fail to realize is that after high school, the uglier you are, the more nasty a person you are, the more you might succeed. In contrast, when you're perceived as a sexual threat, you're more likely to be let go from your job soon after. It's crucial for me to have cash reserves; otherwise, I could end up homeless. Many attractive men have faced severe struggles, even contemplating suicide, due to this ongoing competition with other men and women since childhood. The bottom line is that life is much harder for a handsome man than for a beautiful woman. Beautiful women are everywhere, while there is only about one in 1,000 handsome men with high testosterone out there, making us a rare and dwindling breed. It’s truly reflective of the times we’re living in… Oh! And I hate people! MAHALO!